Grant me Sight beyond Sight
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
As most of you know by now, I'm heading to Germany in little more than a month and I'm in the midst of preparations for the exchange. One of the things on my To Do List is to acquire a new mobile mojo fusion reactor.
By bringing two mojo fusion reactors to Europe, I circumvent a dire situation where I'd be left Mojo-less in a foreign land should one break. I understand that most of you can't see mojo with your naked eye so I've taken the liberty of filtering the picture through a mojo sensor overlay. Before today, I'm sure none of you had any idea that I was crackling with so much sexi-mojo energy.
Because the intensity of my sexiness has been increasing over the years, the cost of fitting a new mojo fusion reactor is likewise increasing. Two years ago I was only emitting 400-450 degrees of sexiness. But last year it increased to 600-700 degrees and the cost of my reactor also increased significantly. Faced with increasing costs, my mother suggested that I think about going for Lasik surgery since it'll be cheaper in the long run. Plus its so much more convenient than, well... being myopic.
And so I started to look at some of the Lasik clinics I can go to and I came across these two. Singapore Lasik,
and Shinagawa.
Shinagawa = Win. Looks like I know which clinic I'll be visiting.
I'll be giving serious thought as to whether or not I'll really go for Lasik but if I do it'll be just before I find a job. I guess my biggest reservation is what will happen after I stop needing spectacles. I'll be like a superhero without my costume. But perhaps it's time to consider giving other men a chance. My intense mojo has over the years caused most of my friends to remain single because they simply don't stand a chance against my magnetic appeal in getting the attention of a gal.
I'm sorry my friends.
Things on my mind:
Auf Wiedersehen!
Oktoberfest!
Packing
Boobies
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