Announcement: I am still ALIVE
Monday, March 03, 2008
I was MSN-ning with Mitz when she gave me an idea for my next blog post. This post is NOT about that idea. Its a post about the circumstances from which my idea was born.Bac: Your uselessness is Epic says (4:43 PM):
hey! maybe I should blog about it
juzmitz says (4:44 PM):
wait... u mean, u blog??
Bac: Your uselessness is Epic says (4:44 PM):
LOL
Bac: Your uselessness is Epic says (4:44 PM):
dun be mean!
Bac: Your uselessness is Epic says (4:45 PM):
i know i dun update often
Bac: Your uselessness is Epic says (4:45 PM):
but its no reason to be mean
juzmitz says (4:45 PM):
ehhhh its so past using the word "update" liao
juzmitz says (4:45 PM):
u're not even eligible to call ur post an update
juzmitz says (4:45 PM):
how abt an announcement ur still alive
juzmitz says (4:45 PM):
maybe that
Sigh, people just don't understand that brilliance takes time. Plus, I strongly believe in the concept of scarcity. The people's demand for my posts are as high as they are because it is a scarce commodity. Like Diamonds. Yes. That's it. My posts are like Diamonds. Of course like diamonds, the scarcity is a false scarcity created by the people who control the resources. I am... De Beers. A Conspermification-Post is Forever.
Also there's the psychological phenomenon called the Justification of Effort. Psychologically speaking, the more a person works for something, the more they'll like it when they get it. The reason why you (my legion of faithful readers) love and treasure my posts so much is because I make you work for them.
Sigh, of course you and I know that these are just thin excuses for my infrequent updates. I will now illustrate to you the real reason by way of a short true story about one of the greatest guys to have ever walked the face of this Earth.
One my 18th Birthday, my Girlfriend gave me a Super-Present-Compilation-Funpack consisting of 18 PRESENTS. (Sweet I know) One of them was a Cactus. You must be thinking, HOW UNROMANTIC. Her excuse was that she was afraid I'd not be able to keep the plant alive. As if. I, a man with unparallelled tender loving care and attentiveness, unable to keep a Plant alive. With my warmth and love, I'd be able to bloom beautiful flowers from barren soil.
What became of the Cactus? It turned brown and kinda disintegrated from a lack of water.
Thank God blogs don't need watering.
Things on my mind:
Caderas LATINAS!
Useless China Exchange Students
Midterms and Projects
Boobies
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {4:48 pm}
