FluffMaster
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Urban legends tell of an SMU student, who was birthed in a field of peach blossoms at the precise moment that a thousand white doves took flight. Squirrels and rabbits had gathered around the child to keep him warm and when this child grew up he became the Emperor of Fluff and started dealing ownage during presentations in SMU. I have met this man and his name is Vincent Ha. I know him as Vincent Ha-ha ha, I just owned your sorry ass with my l33t video.
I’ve made it a point to not pick any classes with this man because I know that if I don’t avoid him like the bubonic plague, I’ll be the newest addition to the database of names of the wretched competition that could not withstand his fluffy presentations. The following video was something he did in year one. Thoroughly enjoyable – mainly because I was lucky enough not to be from his class at that time. I can picture all the pathetic losers from the other groups just sitting there mouths agape and shaking their heads in resignation. In the corner a deluded individual is convincing his group members that maybe this Prof doesn’t like fluff.
Thus far I have been lucky enough and have yet to have the same class as him but I don’t know how long I can keep it up. This man is like the Super Vincent and oh how I pale in comparison against him. If the two Vincent’s ever meet face to face the worlds will collide and surely I will not be able to survive the encounter. Even his surname is superior to mine. Ha. Never has there been such a triumphant and resounding sound.
Ha! I’ve got you. Ah…
HA! Mua-
HA-HA-HA!
Ha-doken! Compared to him, my surname is a joke. Fu. My surname has been mocked and ridiculed to no end and this is the most common one: Vincent Fool. Oh the
originality! Every time some one makes this joke he acts like it’s so funny and intelligent. Please. Even my mother’s used this joke so much its old. It doesn’t even make sense! It’s ‘Fu’ not ‘Foo’. You know, F – U? (See how cleverly I used my surname to curse you? This is smart. ‘Fool’? Not so smart) But you see the difference? ‘Ha’ is such a victorious sounding surname.
Jokes aside, this guy does make quite good videos and they don’t look amateurish at all. Here’s his link, check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=vincentha
Things on my mind:
Vincent’s Day
Hahaha Fool!
Boobs
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {2:12 pm}
