Keeping the Faith
Sunday, December 24, 2006
I must say that I truly do believe that I lead a far more interesting life than many other people. At the very least, I do meet or rather encounter some rather peculiar people. People that turn even a simple MRT train ride into a blog worthy experience. Of course a picture paints a thousand words so I took a few pictures of him. Saves me the effort of describing him.
Of course having the pictures doesn't mean I'm not going to talk about him. I still feel obliged to. The pictures act as a sort of... augment to the post. Look at what he's wearing. Gosh. Freak police? Hello... You can't really tell from here but he has a pretty whacked up hairstyle but even that is the least of his troubles.
A) Safety goggles? Spectacles? You tell me.
B) You can't tell from the picture but this guy has holstered a water pistol in his shorts.
C) That's right. Shorts. His long sleeve shirt is tucked into his shorts. With white socks and black shoes.
D) His watch is like 5 links too big by the way. This is just a minor problem.
E) This tag is what the post is all about really.. can anyone guess what it reads. (Terence guessed that it read NUS Science. I found that to be immensely hilarious by the way)
It read...
Faith Knowledge Management Consultant.
WTF.
First let us address the obvious. Why on God's green Earth would I trust ANY man who looks like him to give me any consultation advice. I'd sooner let a water buffalo lick me underneath my armpits. (That was appropriately random enough I hope)
Faith Knowledge Management. The management of your knowledge of your faith. What is that supposed to mean? You don't want to find out too much about your religion too quickly? I can see where their coming from, what with all the unabated learning of the different facets of the religion, one could possibly learn all there is to learn about their religion all too quickly! You really have to ration the number of pages of the Bible/Quran you study each day. You really don't want to run out of reading material. There isn't a sequel you know. Maybe its because they figured if you find out too much too quickly, you'd realise that your entire Faith is a scam (Maybe that's why Church is only on Sundays). I guess that's really how the whole concept of Faith Knowledge Management Consultant came about. It was created to help people stay deluded for as long as humanly possible.
Maybe that explains his dress sense. It is remotely conceivable that every Faith Knowledge Management Consultant has to wear what he's wearing. It is technically
possible. You know, maybe the Holy Water is in his water pistol. Speaking of Holy Water..
The Priest dude decided to allow the 4 Sisters in the (Church I think) to go out and have some fun. That night the Sisters went wild. The next morning the Sisters all turned up for confession. The first one went, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I went to the disco and drank and danced all night."Father said, "Bless you my child. Drink from the Holy Water and you will be forgiven."At this point the 4th Sister let out a soft giggle.The second one went, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I was driving and I ran over a dog.Father said, "Bless you my child. Drink from the Holy Water and you will be forgiven."The 4th Sister burst out laughing.The third one went, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I went out and had sex with 3 men."Father said, "Bless you my child. Drink from the Holy Water and you will be forgiven."By this time the 4th Sister was rolling on the floor and laughing so hard her ass started to pop off her lower torso (ROFLMAO)Father was clearly irritated, "Alright what did you do and what is so funny?"The 4th Sister went, "Last night... I peed in the Holy Water...."*Disclaimer* I don't have anything against any specific religion. I'm not racist either. It's all in jest.
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {12:05 am}
