Cubicle Adventure
Monday, August 14, 2006
Its 2am Monday morning and I just got back from having drinks with the guys. Tonight we drank to Mr Chong Kah Kheng and I wish him a Happy Birthday.
Anyway, there was an incident that happened just before I left and well.. I couldn't wait to share it. So I was just about to leave so I decided, what the hell, I need to pee. So I went into the single one and only unisex toilet cubicle in the whole pub right? Just as I stepped in, this Kheem Moh Beng in a black tanktop and straight cut jeans rushed into the cubicle before I could close the door. Imagine my shock.
So this guy, Kheem Moh Beng, henceforth referred to as the KMB, looks at me with a grin and goes, "Eh paiseh arh. Share can? Very kanchiong liao."
To which I reply, "Kay."
And he goes, "Close the door leh."
-I close the door-
As we both whip out our respective devices, he goes, "Don't hit me arh."
After which you know, I try to pee. Well I guess I wasn't too comfortable so it took me awhile to start. (He took awhile to start to so I'm guessing he was nervous too)
Now as we both start peeing he goes, (Yes he does most of the talking) "Don't see arh." To which I got abit perplexed because I kind of had to look down, you know to aim. Otherwise I would hit him. But at the same time, I don't really want to see his erm, device either and frankly they WERE in quite close proximity. So I focused my view into the bowl and tried to narrow my peripheral vision to exclude his, ahem, device. So I was actually pretty successful. I finished up and zipped up and at this point, a girl walks in!
She's obviously shocked. First the cubicle wasn't empty. Second there were TWO guys inside. Third they weren't exactly finished. In fact KMB was actually mid-stream. I think he drank quite a lot. She squeals, in embarrassment or excitement I'm not too sure, apologises and closes the door.
KMB then exclaimed, "Why you never lock!!"
Now all three of us were very much distressed, KMB more so than any of us because, well his was still out. After trying to take a peek at mine, the girl runs off, obviously disappointed that I had already zipped up. I washed my hands, and I left the cubicle closing the door behind me. Of course my whole group of friends were sitting just outside the toilet so I think they were confused as to why so many people were going into that one toilet...
Well that was the tale of my pulsating cubicle adventure.
P.S. If you know Yang please see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XEmOVCuQMcThings on my mind:
FOR ONCE, Ahem devices
Dice games
Boobs
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