Brutally Scarred Individual
Friday, August 25, 2006
Friday has come and so marks the end of the reopening week of school. Things are going to get a hell lot more hectic from here on out. Of course, as a part and parcel of the new school term, is the new Profs. Thus far I've met 4 of my Profs (I have yet to win the bid for my Management Science Module so I've ALSO yet to meet him/her) and things are looking grim. Here are my reviews for my new Profs.
Finance:
Get this, his name is, Chiraphol New Chiyachantana. Don't you just love his name? He is obviously a foreigner, no questions about that. Sufficiently understandable though his accent can be abit thick. Actually being able to follow his class is of no problem being that he is so brutally slow and long winded. Here's what bugs me the most about him, he speaks like a motivational speaker. He's like all, "IF you pay attention in class, I GUARANTEE you I will take you step! by! step! through this Finance module. And at the end of this 13 weeks, you will all be EXPERTS in Finance. You will feel better, you will look better, you will wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and love what you see! You will feel more CONFIDENT. I will equip you with the tools to change your life and help you live it the way YOU want it..." He emphasizes every other action verb and speaks so damn loudly.
Marketing:
Seshan Ramaswami. This guy speaks so fast I can barely understand him. I remember his introduction. "I'm ori<> Mumbai. <>" 20mins into the lesson I only got that he was born Mumbai. Took me an hour to adapt to his lightning lips. Thing is he stutters at times, so he's kinda like Porky Pig from Looney Toons? You know, "A di-eh-di-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah That's all folks!"
Technology and World Change:
Best of the lot. This guy speaks amazingly well.
And now the subject of the post~!
Computer as an analysis tool:
Kam Tin Seong. All of you from Temasek, imagine this, Mr. Loo combined with Miss Tang. *shiver* This guy has OBVIOUSLY been hurt bad. Emotionally and Psychologically truamatized. I can barely understand him because of his horrendous English. Fuck, even as Singlish its bad. Pronounces develope - dee voo loop. I felt this terrible urge to walk forward and slap him on his balding head. Thing is he keeps talking about the REAL World. Like we're currently living in Neverland.
This guy was commenting about getting project groupmates, "In the REAL world you'll never work with friends. You only work with
enemies! And people who
stab you in the back!" Then his face kinda convulses for a second. Then he continues, "When you look for project groupmates, try not to look for people you know. Try to look for all the people you don't like, the weird weird people with funny working habits, like someone who will only work after midnight. Because in the
real world, these are the people you will be working with. ."
WTF????? I'm not even making all this up. Can you believe it? This guy is real, or should I say
real. Seriously. What's up with the masochistic tendencies. I do
not want to work with friends? Someone who will only work after midnight? Who am I supposed to be looking for as a project mate? Dracula? Everytime this fella says "In the
real world.." his face kinds of squishes together like he's remembering some terrible time in his life. Me thinks he really didn't like the working world. Backstabbed one too many times by his colleagues.
Oh well, at least the number of pretty girls in my classes have increased exponentially. Last sem there was one in all my classes. This sem there are like almost 10. *giggles happily like a perverted little child* I must say, the new batch of girls... Nice.
Things on my mind:
Galactus
Valkyrie
Emotionally scarred middle aged balding men
Boobs
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {6:07 pm}
