SMU Lib...
Friday, April 07, 2006
It's been awhile since I last camped out in the Library and today I did it for 15hrs straight. Hardcore baby. Shit, Managerial Accounting is a deadly subject. I think that managerial accounting is the single more demoralizing subject in the world.
Quotes from some students:
Unknown Hot Girl near my vicinity: *Groan. I feel so stupid. I got everything wrong. I feel so stupid."
Joseph: "Wuarh, demoralizing."
Myself: "I'm so fucked."
Been studying in school alot recently during the reading week. I think the problem is not that I'm studying so hard, which I might add, are actions that do not reconcile with the Vincent I once was; I think the true problem lies in that I don't mind. In fact, today I feel quite happy. more than 160MCQ question attempts later, I think I'm starting to understand MA. After getting 100 of them wrong. And there were so many people studying MA in the library today and it was obvious that so many of them were in trouble. I'm wondering how much I have to bid for MA next sem.
On to more interesting stuff though, I think the best part about studying in school, is the chicks! Woot! It just brightens up my extremely dull day when I see an eye candy. Actually there's one in specific, my BGS TA Lynnette. Gosh~ She's so Kawaii~~~ Tanned, charismatic, hawt bod and most importantly a mega-watt smile with dimples that make her so irresistably cute!! Plus she's intelligent I think, 3.9GPA out of a maximum of 4.0? Deadly.... I wish she could tutor me MA. Lolx.
Oh, I must describe the scene this morning when I was going into the Lib. You see the 5th floor study rooms are first come first serve. So I reached school a little early today to make sure I could "choop" one for my study group. Reached at 745am and to my great amusement, the security guards actually have roll call and stuff. They were all fallen in in front of the HQ and then when the head Guard arrived, the right marker shouted: " Announcing arrival Head... Security!" Then they all stood at attention then there was a trumpet fanfare. Wuarh, bullshit max. Oh and I was ultra amused when I saw the security guard I hated being outcasted by all the security guards. WAHAHAHAHA Ultra AMUSED. It was like, "Dude, we're the cool guards. You're too much of a loser to hang with us. Beat it Mofo!" He was too much of a loser to hang out with overweight middle aged Indian women and aging chinese men. How sad it that? Speaking of which! My camp RP (the dudes in the guardrooms) actually ORD-ed to become a security guard in my school. Woah~ Talk about finding your calling in life in the army.
Anyway, back to the Library, when I was there at 745, (Lib opens at 8) there were already people there waiting for the doors to open: like Hello Kitty (yr 2000). Guess I wasn't the only one. There we were waiting. I was jogging on the spot, stretching my muscles and loosening myself up. I had to be ready! The competition was tough, there were 3 other Singaporean nationals and one China Ah Tiong. Then the clock hit 8! The sliding doors unlocked and we surged forward! The Ah Tiong the lead! I was the slowest! I had to take back lead. Into the lift we went and I tapped the "5" button with unparallled speed and precision. Even the opposition was impressed with my splendid form. My finger hit the contours of the button at a perfect tangent to ensure 100% of the pressure that I exerted with transferred to the sensors. I would like to think the lift went a little faster that morning. When the door opened I saw the Ah Tiong run past! OMFG~ She took the stairs! How scheming! Was that a legal move? The judges say yes. I'd already lost precious time. The guy pushed the open button and pretended let the other people out first. But I knew from the start that he was in league with the girl. When he told me to go out first I was distracted, and in that moment the girl shot out of the lift and towards the study rooms! Curses! I could hear the man's sniggering as I ran after the girl but she'd already taken the room. ARGH! I couldn't believe it. The Dog Man Woman! They cheated me. I had gone to school early for nothing.
Actually bullshit la, there were 7 rooms and there were only 3 groups of us. So I got one room anyway. But hey, my version of the story was much more exciting. Makes life abit more interesting by being imaginative as well as spontaneous. Anyway the Library was like a social gathering. There were so many people that I knew that 1/3 of the 5th level were my friends. Whenever I got bored with studying, I'd go out and mingle with the crowd. Moving from one group to another and making a few jokes here and there. A hearty laugh, a shy giggle with a suggestive touch on my well-defined and toned arm; all the while with a martini on the rocks, shaken not stirred, in my hand.
Ahhh the library, the place of intrigue, excitement, adventure, hot babes and villianeous subjects to be defeated! School is so much fun.
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {11:43 pm}
