Primitive Lavatory
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Holidays have started and guess what I miss about school the most. Friends? Just a little. But above all I miss the toilet. Yes! I love the school toilet, even more than I love the people in school, and you know why? 3 words my friends. The same 3 words that revolutionized homosapien culture: Automated Flushing System.
Truly the automated flushing system marked the pinnacle of human civilization for it proved that mankind has now truly become SO lazy, that we cannot even flush our waste down into the sewage. I for one cannot condone this disgrace of humanity and as such, for the next three months, in silent protest, I shall go back to the primitive way of using the toilet. No, I will not shit in the bushes. I will flush my toilet with a pail of water. Now if you have never seen yourself in the mirror as you flush your toilet with a pail of water, then you will never see the human body locked in a moment of pure action and exquisite beauty. You have no idea what technology has taken away from you with the advent of the automated flushing system. You could be ten times as strong for lifting the pail of water once a day for the past 15 years. You could have learn humility when you see at the end of the day, shit is what you produce and that you are no different from any mammal that produces shit. Today marks a special day. Today marks the day when a member of human civilization, in all its Nuclear Weapon and Automated Flushing System glory, decides to take one step back from technology, and leap a bound foward in terms of spiritual enlightenment.
Actually I'm just sore because my toilet is broken. Boohoo... Can you believe that what I miss the most about school these days is the fact that I take discharge my waste in a sitting, not squatting, position and actually leave the place after wiping my arse without having to look at my own shit? No. Not friends. The toilet. I miss the toilets more. Boohoo..
Been playing with photoshop trying to do something I can be proud of. Here's what I came with:
Now I know that there are alot of flaws with it. I think I used too many tones for the hair, the lineart is all out of whack but hey its a first try so give me some credit. If you don't like it.. too bad! Whahahah this my blog and I can do whatever I want with it. However if you do have some constructive criticisms do let me know. I'm quite receptive. Do not give me overly general statements though, that only serves to irritate me. More of "If you did XXX it would look better" rather than "I think it looks like a man." First one useful. Second one, absolutely redundant and can be kept to yourself.
Whee. Im so tired.. My body clock is a bitch. I slept at 5 and I woke up at 9. My body refuses to let me sleep if the sun is up. Lolx.
Things on my mind:
More PHOTOSHOP
Food
Sitting Toilets
Bleach
Boobs
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