Yummy! Chef Zi! Kidding.
Saturday, March 25, 2006

A milestone! A miracle! Jiazi cooked for me!
Actually this was on Monday, but I had no time to blog. Too bogged down with work. Why was this an amazing thing? Well, Zi can't cook. RECAP! The first time she tried, she cooked me pasta and the noodles were, well not cooked enough. The second time, she burnt the bread and the eggs. I'm disregarding all the other times that she prepared decent food for me mainly because they were of lower difficulty, ie. noodles and soup.
So on Monday she offered to cook for me and I agreed, despite being acutely aware of the inherent health risks. Technically it was supper because my meeting stretched till late at night and she waited at home for me to return so she can make me a hot meal. So Sweet right?!? Feels so husband-wifish. Made me feel abit warm and fuzzy inside. Anyway on that day I actually had lunch at 1130am, so by the time i ate at 1145PM, I was famished. Secretly I was quite afraid that the food would be unedible and that I would go to bed hungry.
Guess I was pleasantly surprised that not only was the food edible, but it was actually quite good. It's not cum in your pants fantastic, but still good. It was chicken boobmeat cooked in a tomato based sauce. It was supposed to go with rice but it was late and Zi didn't want me any fatter than I already was. So all I had was the chicken. The chicken was just nice, golden brown on the surface yet soft and tender in the inside. Still juicy and not dried up. Topped off with the sauce which also contained mushrooms and onions, I thought it was actually quite yummy!

Of course shortly after that, I purposely changed my MSN nick to "My GF made me say that her cooking was good" so as in order to give the false impression that her food was terrible. I just like doing stuff like that. WAHAHAHAHA... Truth is, it was actually very good considering her less than stellar track record. I now look to the future with optimism and possibly our children will not suffer from malnutrition and our family will not need to eat out all the time. =)

Somehow I find myself disinclined to praise my girlfriend anymore. I easily lavish praise on others but yet to my girlfriend, I prefer the more endearing approach of denial and sarcasm. But despite all that, I am actually very appreciative of all that she does and I actually give her alot of credit for them. I just prefer to mock her openly instead of praising her. It's just more fun this way.
[Don't I just look positively pleased!]

[If you look carefully at the hand holding the knife...]

[...you'll realize I have no fingernail.]
Things on my mind:
BGS report
Food
Chicken Breasts
Chicken Boobs
Human Boobs
Jolin Tsai's Boobs
Just Boobs
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