Injury Proned Bastard Aka Vincey
Sunday, March 19, 2006
No. I did not have my period. Wahaha. Lame.
Still remember my finger that was wedged in between a car door? Today is another milestone in it's journey. Today I pulled out the nail. *Flex*
Previously, on Busted Nail.
- Vincent unwittingly and accidentally slammed the door on his finger causing him to morph, for a brief moment, to become Wolverine, half man - half beast - all pain. He lets forth a terrible cry of anguish scaring the bejessus out of anyone in a 2 metre radius inside the carpark.
- Finger swells to two times its size.
- "Friends" strike doubt and fear into my already paranoid brain with words like "Rotting off" and "Gangrene" and "amputate."
- Inserts Stapler bullet into flesh underneath the nail in order to drain the blood. After squeezing non stop around the wound for 15mins, finger miraculously returns back to normal size and no longer swollen.
- Inserts sharp object into flesh daily for the next 3 days in order to facilitate draining.
Today, on Busted Nail.
I was bored in school and I had nothing to do. I looked at my nail and I decided that it should come off soon. After fiddling around with it, I accidentally lifted it abit too hard and it started bleeding. Then I decided to just pull it out. Whee! Off it goes. Despite what many of you might think, it actually wasn't painful at all. But I must say it looked freaking scary and disgusting what with all the blood that was flowing out. Yes FLOWING.
[Graphic Images. Viewer Discretion Advised.]
(Nail)
(Finger)
(Finger + Nail)
Seems as though I just hurt myself alot. I don't know why? Born unfortunate perhaps? Earlier this sem I slipped and fell. (See previous post) Like last sem, I kicked into something and BAM! 4 stitches. Before that I had surgery on my foot and that was like my 6th surgery ever. Serious. 6 surgeries at the age of 21. Not to shabby if you ask me. I'll show you where all the scars are the next time you ask. Oh oh, ask me about my ear. You'll love that story, I swear. And I bet you've never simultaneously sprained both your ankles.
Anyway, take good care of yourself people! Be careful! Don't learn from injury proned Vincey.
Things on my mind:
Blood
Fractures
Car Accidents
Boobs
Sprouting Nonsense Since 1984 {1:59 am}
