[Woman Now]
Here is a dictionary definition of the word girl:
n 1: a young woman; "a young lady of 18" 2: a youthful female person; "the baby was a girl"; "the girls were just learning to ride a tricycle" 3: a female human offspring; "her daughter cared for her in her old age"
Of which NONE of the above remotely comes close to a description of what she is rite now. Instead let's take a look at the definition of a woman and we'll likely see something that is a more accurate depiction of her:
n 1: an adult female person (as opposed to a man); "the woman kept house while the man hunted" 2: women as a class; "it's an insult to American womanhood"; "woman is the glory of creation" 3: a human female who does housework; "the char will clean the carpet" 4: a female person who plays a significant role (wife or mistress or girlfriend) in the life of a particular man; "he was faithful to his woman"
You'll probably agree with me that 1 and 4 are definitions of woman that is more likely suitable to Zi right now being that is a female person and that she plays a significant role in my life. So I should start calling her my woman from now on instead of disrespecting her by calling her my Girlfriend. Definition 3 also fits her well. Wahahahhahahahahhhhaaaaha.... *Tears of laughter roll down my cheeks* Okay enough of jokes.
In case someone chooses to counter my argument by highlighting that 4 also covers "Wife or Mistress or Girlfriend," and so I can reasonably still call Zi my girlfriend.
A:Girls (Ages 18 and below); B:Female Persons; C:Females with significant roles; G:Girlfriends
All A are B
All G are A and B and C
Some B and C are not A
>Some B and C are not G
Geddit? Actually I talking cock. Truth is there are missing definitions to the definition of a girl that I have purposely left out so I can be lame. Here it is:
4: a girl or young woman with whom a man is romantically involved; "his girlfriend kicked him out"
Zi is still a young woman so she can still qualify to be my girlfriend. Bottomline is, turning 22 isn't that big a deal. Okay so maybe you aren't getting any younger, definitely no longer on the grey line between Teen and Adult when you were 21 but at the end of the day you're still my Ger. No matter what the dictionary or society says.
Happy Birthday to my Girl! Zi~~
Things on my mind:
Baked Cakes
Start of Holidays
Boobs