Fell into Hell
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Hanged around in school to mug today. Was EXTREMELY irritated by the two Indians in MA class who kept "participating." They kept making stupid comments without thinking it through properly until at one point I could no longer take it, I decided to unleash sarcasm on them.
Indian 1: Oh but what if after the end of the year the company realises that say for example they priced it at $10 and their costs were supposed to be $5 but costs turn out to be like maybe $6. Then what? (Insert MA mumbo jumbo)
Me: (Very loudly) No what you do is you knock on the door of the 10 customers you sold the product to and ask them to give you another dollar cuz costs turned out to be higher than you expected. Duh. If thats really the case then you lose $1 profit per unit sold la! Crap.
Indian stares at me.
To avoid accusations of racism, I will now screw a chinese fella. This guy was insisting that a soft drink producer would be able to produce, at a better cost for a large supermarket than for a convenience store. Why? Simply because the supermarket will order larger amounts of soft drinks as opposed to a convenience store who will order a small amount, so for the former, you naturally reap economies of scale. My question to him is, "Oh so XXX, you mean to tell me that ABC company has a SEPARATE factory for each and EVERY one of his clients and not a single factory that produces drinks and then selling them to different vendors? Oh well, why then if ABC has like 100 clients then it has 100 factories???"
The morons in University are amazing.
Back to the main topic at hand, I took a hard fell today. Not because I was moronic, but because it was raining and the floor was very wet and I was late and I was running. Ironic because Aries, (whom I had lunch with today) told be as I was leaving school to "Becareful, its about to rain." To which I retorted, " Dun worry, Zi's driving. Haha, I'll be safe."
Location: Busstop behind Biz Block opposite Chjimes
I saw Zi's car. Started running after her because, well a bus was behind her and I know how she panics when that happens. Don't want to be late. Slipped of the ledge and fell to the floor just 5m away from Zi's car. So much for safe. Oh the PAIN~! I'm still hurting how. After I fell, I laid there in the puddle of water with rain pouring down all over me. I couldn't get up because I was in so much pain. I landed on my left palm, right elbow and my hip/ass. I distinctly saw this girl in the busstop staring at me in disbelief, not knowing whether or not to help me up. Well the answer is yes, you ought to have help me up you bitch. An Indian was staring at me too but who needs his help. After a bit I got up and stumbled to Zi's car and fell back onto the seat. I forgot to close the door behind me.
Oh my God the pain.
I closed my eyes for abit, and behind me Lay was talking Zi was talking beside me. So much noise. I think I was about to go into shock so I tried to open my eyes. When it opened all I saw was white. I waved my hands in front of me, trying to see where it was. I blinked. Once, twice and then again. I tried to speak but words wouldn't form. There was only pain. Then I started to giggle and smile just like I always do when something happens. I laughed uncontrollably when my Warrant Officer smashed my thumb with a sledgehammer in the army. I only managed to smile so can you imagine how much pain I was in? After awhile my vision cleared and that was that.
Sounds like fun yea? Good thing was there didn't seem to be any permanant damage. No sprains, no broken bone, though I'll bet I'll see some funky bruises tomorrow morning. Considering I fell backward, I think I'm pretty lucky not to have hit my head against the ledge or worse yet, my neck against the ledge. I think that would have been a lot worse than what happened today. Here's an illustration of what happened in case you can't picture it:
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Things on my mind:
Pain
Moronic students
Boobs.
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